The source code of Windows after it has been stolen out of their secure environment

The source code after it has been stolen out of their secure environment

/* MS Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "NSA.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{

while(!CRASHED)
 {
 display_copyright_message();
 display_bill_rules_message();
 do_nothing_loop();

 if (first_time_installation)
  {
  make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
  do_nothing_loop();
  totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
  search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
  hang_system();
  }

 write_something(anything);
 display_copyright_message();
 do_nothing_loop();
 do_some_stuff() ;

 if (still_not_crashed)
  {
  display_copyright_message();
  do_nothing_loop();
  basically_run_windows_3.1();
  do_nothing_loop();
  do_nothing_loop();
  }
 }

 if (detect_cache())
  disable_cache();
 if (fast_cpu())
 {
 set_wait_states(lots);
 set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
 set_mouse(action, jumpy);
 set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
 }

 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */

 printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

 if (system_ok())
  crash(to_dos_prompt);
 else
  system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);

 while(something)
  {
  sleep(5);
  get_user_input();
  sleep(50);
  act_on_user_input();
  sleep(9);
  }

 create_general_protection_fault();
 if (success())
  {
  send_data_to(NSA, Microsoft);
  }
 else
  {
  if (unsaved_date_size_is > 50000Kb)
  Run(crash now!);
  else type('Come on, type some more!!!');
  }
}