Friday, June 01, 2007

The source code of Windows after it has been stolen out of their secure environment

The source code after it has been stolen out of their secure environment

/* MS Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "NSA.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{

while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff() ;

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */

printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(50);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(9);
}

create_general_protection_fault();
if (success())
{
send_data_to(NSA, Microsoft);
}
else
{
if (unsaved_date_size_is > 50000Kb)
Run(crash now!);
else type('Come on, type some more!!!');
}
}

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